Friday, July 2, 2021

Baingan hatao desh bachao

Respected Modi sir ji,


Myself wanting request for banning baingan. Yes baingan--you know brinjal ...egg plant …. looking very much like semi non-veg only sir.


Majority people not liking them, this my guarantee sir. Children (future of India sir) also not even touching. In my family 3 of 4 (75%-absolute majority) not liking it.


I know a few minority (but very less) people eating it. Maybe Mamta didi eat but she is Bengali… you will agree Bengalis’ choice not good no?  … Sambit Patraji sir also telling on TV, in democracy majority only matter. Myself agree sir. I am telling this only to my wife. I am requesting her to make other thing like bhindi but she is not listening only. She is telling - "you don't eat if you not like but I will make baingan only". I am saying to her this attitude against great culture of India. Against democracy. She getting angry. Creating law and order problem in home sirji. You know how difficult angry wives be sometimes. (Ishhh … sorry sir, I am speaking without thinking).


My neighbour lady also lifting her. Neighbour lady just return from native village and using your name also without permission. She showing off her new Modi’fied Brinjal and shouting your slogan "Bt bachao, Bt pakao". Wife liking slogan. She becoming more bold … 

 

But you are Prime Minister no sir?  I am asking basic - why majority be listening to minority in India - you only tell sir? 


So I am writing this letter. Actually my bhatija from Lucknow only advising me to send request direct to you sirji … He is liking you cancelling exam …  He is saying ’Modi is badass' (Please to excuse for his language sir. I am feeling he is learning this bad words from Netflix English program).


Earlier I am making this application on Twitter also sir. But Twitter anti national no?. Not taking action. I am supporting you in banning Twitter but you also ban baingan please sir.


Please to consider request sir. If you listening to my mann ki baat I also listen to your mann ki baat next time. Same to same. Pucca promise.


Now stopping letter sir, because bharta making smell coming in full house. I am toh wearing mask and doing social distancing from kitchen.


So I am giving slogan for country’s good  “Baingan hatao desh bachao” 


Jai Hind Sirji.

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